I've got to admit, I'm a little turned on by the new controversial Britney Spears nude birth statue. I think it's the Boris Vallejo-like qualities the sculptor put into Britney's physique. She's in a somewhat sexual position kneeling with her elbows on a bear rug and her ass high in the air. Aside from her pregnant belly, she doesn't have a pound out of place and exhibits ideal muscle tone. Like it or not, this guy's got some talent to put something that well together just based off of photographs. It's interesting though that none of the news entities actually show the backside of the sculpture - the controversial side where apparently her baby's head is sticking out of her vagina. I guess they can talk about controversy but can't show it. It's probably for the best, I'm sure my admiration for the beauty of the statue would diminish significantly if Sean Preston's head was staring at me. I guess I have never found a comfort level with the act of childbirth. I come from the old school of thought where the father is supposed to sit in the waiting room and I told my wife that that is my intention. Everyone else thinks I'm a jerk for wanting to miss out on the miracle of life. I can't help it, I think it's a little gross.