As I mentioned awhile back, I'm trying to get my wife knocked up; and I never would have thought sex could be such hard work. We've always had good sex, but now that it is for a purpose, I've found it to be pretty difficult. Take last night for example. I was notified that "today is a good day." Right in the middle of a perfectly good video game. I don't know what it is with women but they seem to hate the fact that men play video games. I played online with another friend last night who got off abruptly. He told me today that his wife came into the office and chewed him out for playing this game for two hours. Anyway, so my wife goes to bed and I start brushing my teeth trying to figure out how I'm going to get in the mood to do the deed. So as I'm brushing my teeth, I start "multi-tasking" with my free hand... and it's unusually tough going. I start running through my head some of my favorite porno clips. I feel like Dirk Diggler after he took the drugs. Finally I'm up enough for action. My wife and I start going at it and it's some of the worst sex ever. I kept my eyes closed trying to keep this train moving. She must have known something was up because she kept asking me what I was thinking. "Nothing!" I really had to delve into the depth of the most hardcore nasty porno thoughts I could come up with but it wasn't to be. 15 minutes of non-stop pumping and I just couldn't go on. It really sucks because my wife is a beautiful woman who turns heads at the gym. I think it's the pressure. When there's no pressure we have the usual quality sex. You know it's quality when I don't last long.