The other day my wife and I were shopping at the mall when we walked by the windows of a pet store. Of course she wanted to go inside and I got dragged along. There was a decent crowd of people - all gathered around the dogs (for some reason the cats don't get much attention. Probably because they don't really do anything). Anyway everyone was watching these two little puppies play around with each other. There was the regular "aahs" and "they're so cute" being thrown back and forth. One woman had just remarked to her husband that she wanted one when suddenly one of the puppies paused and got into a semi-squat. With his ass to the window, he started taking a dump. Alright, not the cutest thing but everyone's seen this before. Then the other puppy got behind the first one and started eating the crap directly out of the first dog's ass. It never touched the ground. When they were finished they started sixty-nining each other (both were male). Every couple seconds one would let out a yelp when the other puppy bit down too hard (probably wondering why no milk was coming out). The husband looked at his wife, "You still want one?" "Let's look at the cats."