I was taking a post workout shower at the gym last night when I noticed something a bit peculiar. The guy across from me was shaving - not so unusual right? Except he was shaving his testicles. One hand on the razor, one hand delicately pulling his penis up and out of the way... oh, and did I mention that he was semi-erect? That's right, semi-erect. It didn't help that the shower "room" is about the size of a walk-in closet. Needless to say, I didn't stick around to find out whether that semi-erect would turn into a full salute.
So I grabbed my towel and went back to my locker, trying hard to forget what I just saw. That's when I happened upon the guy with the barbell pierced through his penis. I felt an instant case of shrinkage as my own penis screamed in pain with just the thought of having a metal rod stabbed through it. Look away, look away... and I did, only to set eyes upon the poor bastard - a guy who's been cursed with the worst genetics. A Turkish looking man with a big full beard, big full neck beard, a hairy chest and a back like a shag carpet. He'd be a walking yeti if not for the shine coming off his balding head.
I barely dried off, got my stuff and got out of there. I met my wife in the lobby and asked her if she's ever seen any weird stuff in the women's showers. "No, we have individual stalls with curtains." Figures.
So I grabbed my towel and went back to my locker, trying hard to forget what I just saw. That's when I happened upon the guy with the barbell pierced through his penis. I felt an instant case of shrinkage as my own penis screamed in pain with just the thought of having a metal rod stabbed through it. Look away, look away... and I did, only to set eyes upon the poor bastard - a guy who's been cursed with the worst genetics. A Turkish looking man with a big full beard, big full neck beard, a hairy chest and a back like a shag carpet. He'd be a walking yeti if not for the shine coming off his balding head.
I barely dried off, got my stuff and got out of there. I met my wife in the lobby and asked her if she's ever seen any weird stuff in the women's showers. "No, we have individual stalls with curtains." Figures.
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