Musings of an Anal Retentive Individual

I was at a dinner party the other night when the topic of vacation time came up. I have two weeks vacation and every single one of those da...

I really can't stand the fact that Oprah is on the cover of her magazine every single month. Not only that, but it is only Oprah. I do...

As I mentioned awhile back, I'm trying to get my wife knocked up; and I never would have thought sex could be such hard work. We've...

I've come to a conclusion this morning that is largely undebatable: Monica Bellucci is the most beautiful woman over 40 in the world en...

I noticed today that the plants in my office had not been watered in a couple weeks so I took my water bottle to the water cooler and filled...

Today I saw an 18-wheeler make a U-turn at a street light. Not a Y-turn. A U-turn. I guess you had to be there but I was kind of impresse...

Recently a friend of mine was asked to be the Godfather to an acquaintance's newborn son. It came as a bit of a shock given that he has...

The other day my wife and I were shopping at the mall when we walked by the windows of a pet store. Of course she wanted to go inside and I...

I love Christmas. I absolutely love it; however, I love Christmas starting the day after Thanksgiving - not the day after Halloween. What...

I saw two Jennifer Aniston movies this weekend: 1. The Break-Up. I liked it except for the ending. It's obvious the ending was a resh...

Is there a radio station in Milwaukee that does not play Nickelback? The one damn band I can't stand the most is played on every statio...