Tuesday, January 31, 2006

I was an honor student throughout grade school and high school but there is no way in hell I would ever let my parents put a bumper sticker on their car saying so. (Luckily this wasn't even a practice when I was in school.) What kind of loser has to inform the world that their kid is an honor student? Even worse than that are the "my child is a student of the month at..." stickers. What the hell is that? I have no idea what that means or what one has to do to achieve the honor. What's next a perfect attendance bumper sticker? Of course there is the eventual backlash of "my child could beat up your honor student" stickers or the "my child is the inmate of the month at... correctional institute." I don't know what is more tacky, the originals or the imposters. Come to think of it, I hate most bumper stickers. They never are all that funny. They Calvin pissing on stuff is particularly bad. What's the point of that? There was a guy I used to work with who bought fake bullet hole stickers and put them on his car. I just can't comprehend how stupid this stuff looks. "Badass boys drive badass toys." Yeah, nice Dodge truck you tool. "My other ride is your mother." Please, is that necessary? "Don't like my driving? Dial 1-800-EAT SHIT". Really, there should be laws against bad taste.

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